Ill Pour You Moonshine

Introducing the newest addition to the Bless Your Heart Collection 🍻🔥

For the folks fueled by sarcasm, stubbornness, and questionable decisions — this one’s for you.

“Bless Your Heart, I’ll Pour You Some Moonshine So You Can Shut Up & Relax” brings together backwoods humor, vintage southern grit, and unapologetic attitude in one badass design. Featuring distressed artwork, moonshine vibes, and enough sarcasm to make family dinner awkward, this shirt is guaranteed to turn heads and start conversations.

✔ Soft & comfortable
✔ Vintage distressed print
✔ Perfect for bonfires, dirt roads & bad ideas
✔ Proudly southern with a side of chaos

Grab yours now before common-sense kicks in. 🍺🤠

Product: Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt

• 5.3 oz.,

• 100% preshrunk cotton

• Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton

• Seamless rib at neck

• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder

• Double-needle stitching throughout

• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar

• Tear away label

• Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards

• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

• 7/8" collar

• Classic fit